Is heading to Cornerstone!
Jun 28, 2008

Yes, our store is down this week while we are at Cornerstone! Come see us and pick up some great limited edition items!

Naive Newsletter May 2008
May 17, 2008

YO! What it is hip-cats and jive-turkeys,

We got bamboozled in NJ. Fo’ reals. We dropped a dope batch of new threads and were so psyched to debut it all at Bamboozle in New Jersey, but then Tony Soprano intervened…

Naïve, along with our buddies from AKT Enterprises, shipped five pallets of freight via UPS from our Batcave in Orlando to the UPS center in East Rutherford, NJ. According to UPS, there was a mix up at their distribution center and all of our stuff was “mistakenly shipped all over the country.” Without tracking numbers or any other way of figuring out where it all went, we have had to come to grips with the fact that it is all lost forever.

Unfortunately we got played and were unable to debut our new line at Bamboozle, thanks to some unexpected UPS errors. Sad face. Basically we went to Bamboozle and had nothing for you guys but leftovers from the online store. Needless to say it was mostly odd sizes. PS: What kind of a human wears XXXXXS? I swear this thing wouldn’t fit the dog from Paris Hilton’s purse, but whatever.

It is this Dick’s (as in private eye, or a dick as they are often called) opinion that there was a mob hit put out on the new stuff. I can’t blame them for stealing it though, it is some fresh shirt. So all you Yorkers and Jerseyites, if you see any old Italian or Russian guys in sweat suits and Naïve Tees, let me know so that I can confirm my suspicions.

Stolen gear or not, like Kanye West we’re comin’ atcha harder, better, faster, stronger, in shutter shades with a vengeance ya’ll ain’t even heard ‘bout yet. Look out! Look out! Our new line is the hottest thing since pancakes to hit the prairie! Stop by the store to cop some before it’s gone.

Even if you got more flies than dead presidents in your bank, stop on by to check out our Naïve Models looking hotter than the equator in the new line. Is that Brian Banks or Usher? I can’t tell, but he might be too good lookin’ to be Usher. Let it burn.

YO! I just stole Wilmer Valderrama’s girl and he’s after me so I gotta hit the bricks, but ya’ll keep it cheesy and send me some pics of you in the new line.


YO fes! Chillax bro!

Too cool for school since ’91,

Jon Foley

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